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“I’m Fat”

August 21, 2007

Lights-Camera-Action
Self-proclaimed fat woman: Antaba ko na..
Dru: Hindi kaya.
Self-proclaimed fat woman: O tignan mo nga to! Ang laki ng bilbil ko, diba?
Dru: Bilbil ba tawag mo dyan? Wala lang kaya yan!
Self-proclaimed fat woman: Ah basta mataba ako!
Dru: O sige, mataba ka.
Self-proclaimed fat woman: Ang sama mo! huhuhu

Another Lights-Camera-Action
Chubby woman: Antaba ko na.
Dru: Oo nga.
Chubby woman: 😦

Another another Lights-Camera-Action
Same-size-as-me woman: Antaba ko na.
Dru: Same size lang kaya tayo. Ano ka ba. Mataba rin pala ako?
Same-size-as-me woman: Di kaya! Ang payat mo!
Dru: O, so payat ka rin pala?
Same-size-as-me woman: Hinde. Mataba.

But honestly, I actually find chubby women more attractive. 🙂

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7 Comments
  1. jojie permalink

    ako wag mong tatanungin kung mataba at mababato kita ng silya wala ng sabisabi. LOLs! 😀

    dru:
    *basing on old pictures*
    di ka naman mataba ah.. your birthday pictures don’t suggest it. 😛

  2. eitheryousinkorswim permalink

    haha. i love the new look. 🙂

    dru:
    Hey thanks for passing by! 😀 How’re your rants?

  3. dru, choppy ako este chubby. sana mataypan mo ko.wahihi

    mga babae talaga…totoo talaga yang mga ganyang kaek-ekan namin. di ko alam kung ganyan talaga si inay Eba kay tatay Adan at pinamana lang sa amin ang kaartehan.

    dru:
    Normal naman talaga yan sa mga babae ang magpapaganda. Ang iba lang kasi OA na.
    Nahihiya naman din akong magsabi.. pero.. type nga po kita.. yiheeeee

  4. yeba. i like any women of different sizes that come my way [well, except midgets].

  5. eitheryousinkorswim permalink

    Hi dru, my rants are growing and growing… lol, j/k.
    :p

  6. isagani x, m.a. permalink

    fetish, may similarity tayo. LOL

  7. chuvaness permalink

    just bloghoppin’

    natawa ko jan sa post mo..so true! eto, may isa pang version, gurl to gurl converstion naman

    skinny gurlfriend: Antaba-taba ko na.
    ME: Wag ganun! Kung mataba ka, ano na lang ako, balyena?!

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