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My Horoscope 2 Years Ago

July 5, 2007

Almost 2 years ago that is.. On July 15, 2005, I read in my horoscope something that gave me inspiration to go out.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
You’re entering a two-year window when you’ll likely make a residential move or a job change.  This is something you can look forward to.  You like change!

So.. here I am, still in Cebu. I wonder if after the “two-year window” I’d still stick around. Ehh, but deep inside, I feel like staying. 😉

Anyway, out of the fun for it, I took a part from Avenue Q’s It Sucks To Be Me and changed it a bit.

DRU ONE
When I was little
I thought I would be…

DRU TWO
What?

DRU ONE
A rich, successful man
on Beverly Hills
But now I’m twenty-three
And as you can see
No hope

DRU TWO
Nope!

DRU ONE
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.

DRU TWO
Nooo.

DRU ONE
It sucks to be me.

DRU TWO
No!

DRU ONE
It sucks to be broke
yet I’m employed
and I turned twenty-three.
It sucks to be me.

DRU TWO
Oh, you think your life sucks?

DRU ONE
I think so.

DRU TWO
Your problems aren’t so bad!
I’m kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.

DRU ONE
You are.

DRU TWO
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don’t I have
A girlfriend?
Fuck!
It sucks to be me!

DRU ONE
Me too.

DRU TWO
It sucks to be me.

DRU ONE
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Dru One…

DRU TWO
And Two…

DRU ONE
Not even a change!

DRU TWO
Not even a boo!

BOTH
It sucks to be me.

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One Comment
  1. vetz permalink

    oi! aliw yung avenue Q! 😀 hahaha

    love ko rin yung “The Internet is for Porn” 😛

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