Deep Ex-.. What?!

Will You Receive Free Items?

I received a call from an agency called “Alternative Distribution Channel” saying that I had been selected as a recipient for free gift certificates for shops and restaurants in Cebu.

Wow! I’ve won something from a company I never heard of! But didn’t the saying go as “there is no such thing as a free lunch”?

During the conversation, my suspicion only rose more because of certain shady topics, and below is my attempt to recall them.

Cough Syrup with Ice Cream

“Wow! I can take something to rid me of this cough and then something else to get it back!”

Say whaaaat?! XD