101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes

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101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes
By James A. on July 19th, 2007

The Simpsons
If “The Simpsons” have taught us anything it’s that two-dimensional characters are funnier than three-dimensional ones. There are as many great Simpsons quotes as there are Republicans in hell, which is another way to say “a lot.” For 18 years the residents of Springfield have been piling up the wittiest quotes ever uttered on TV. So, before the animated series hits the silver screen next week, here are the best quotes in Simpsons television history, in no particular order…

Emo

Two weeks ago, I suddenly felt a great depression. I couldn’t understand myself. Though I knew I was all right the whole morning, from that evening until recently I didn’t know why I was so depressed. I couldn’t express myself well.

I simply casted it as one of my “emo moments.”

Then, it sank in to me. Actually by the time I write this, it would have been 4 seconds ago. But then, now it would be 6. 7. and now 8.

Anyway, everything made sense to me. I knew I was going to feel alone. But you know, it’s really easy to find people with whom you can act around foolishly with everyday, or you can share the same types of jokes, or just have those out of the blue conversations while having a meal, or share a simple silence and feel comfortable about it. Yeah, it’s so easy, you can actually just get one right across the street, or you can just go and proceed to anyone in the corner. Yeah. Kantan da yo.

Everyone’s leaving.

I’ll miss you all.

(Demmet.)

Scary Dream

Retroblog:

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Night time, I was walking, and I find a lady outside our house. She was wearing a flowered one-piece dress, seemed to be in her late 40s, apparently waiting for someone. “Excuse me, but do you live in this house?” she asked worriedly pointing at a fenceless, Spanish, post-modern design building behind her.

I Can’t Hear

I can’t hear

In my left ear

My Horoscope 2 Years Ago

Almost 2 years ago that is.. On July 15, 2005, I read in my horoscope something that gave me inspiration to go out.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
You’re entering a two-year window when you’ll likely make a residential move or a job change.  This is something you can look forward to.  You like change!

So.. here I am, still in Cebu. I wonder if after the “two-year window” I’d still stick around. Ehh, but deep inside, I feel like staying.

Anyway, out of the fun for it, I took a part from Avenue Q’s It Sucks To Be Me and changed it a bit.