My Encounter with an Annoying Officemate

Have you ever encountered an officemate (or anyone at the very least) who just wants to be the smartest ass around? People who pick on other people, asking trivial questions, and making useless statements just to annoy others in the aim to use whatever the other person says in reply to his advantage? Well, I don’t know how many there are here, but I’m sure there’s at least one.

I sell Munchkins at our office for P1/pc. I advertise, and some people usually reply and ask questions, or share jokes like say, “Hey dru, treat me a piece.” Or people who are just trying to play with me, “I pay P3, you give 4 pcs.”

Traditionally, I would reply with something funny to close the attempt, “I’ll treat yah a piece for P1. ” or “I give you 4 pieces for an extra piso.” Then the person on the other end just laughs and eventually just buys what he wants.

But this one time, just this one time, this person wanted some attention.

Funny Cashier

Hello!

While thinking about what lunch I should get today, I thought I wanted to have something quick, so that I don’t have to wait long for the food to cook. Choosing between a fast-food restaurant and our building’s canteen, I had no difficulty in arriving to a decision.

Today, I ordered out from Jollibee.

After taking my order, I was fixing the food in the plastic bag when the one next to me started ordering. After giving her order for the food, this conversation took place.

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Cashier-lady: … And for your drinks, Ma’am?
Ordering-lady: Iced tea, wala’y ice.
Cashier-lady: So tea lang, Ma’am?

Good thing, the ordering lady was a good sport. She laughed and said, “Ah sakto diay. Tea diay na.“

Going Home!

Hello!

I came in early today because I wanted to buy a few pasalubong from Cebu. At least I plan to buy silvanas, one of Visayas’ sweet and delectable delicacies. Quoted from House of Silvanas: “Delightfully crunchy, creamy and delicious! A layer of buttercream sandwiched between two cashew-meringue wafers, coated with cookie crumbs.” *Drool drool.*

On another note, I’m bringing a lot of clothes home.

No! These aren’t for donation! I’m letting them wash my clothes! (Nyahaha)

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Dru: Hey ma!
Mama: Welcome back!
Dru: Palaba..

But really. I miss Davao City. This is pretty much the first time I’ve actually felt like missing home. *Sigh*

Anyway. ’til next time!