Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored

In the gym we usually play badminton in, the receptionist usually wears a plunging, or a revealing shirt or blouse.  As a testosterone driven creature, my eyes usually shift to the direction of the (according to Jeff) kanal sa dughan or chest canal (If you know what I mean).

A post that says, “DON’T READ!” usually tickles the curiosity of a lot of people.

“What’s there that we shouldn’t read?”
“DON’T READ huh? I’ll show YOU!”
“Why would you post it if we’re not supposed to read it?”
“Whatever.. Don’t read don’t read..”

But it’s a good attention grabber. Especially if you were to apply that to Filipinos.

Hey, if it can be, it will be. Right?

(Exactly.)